Wooden & Natural
Beech, birch and cotton. Sanded edges, water-based paint, no screens and no batteries required.
About — Simone’s Playhouse
We are a small online toy shop run from London. Everything on the shelf is bought from official British distributors, arrives UKCA marked, and comes with instructions and safety warnings in English. Age marking, materials and small-part warnings are printed on every product page, because that is the part parents actually need.
Beech, birch and cotton. Sanded edges, water-based paint, no screens and no batteries required.
Blocks, marble runs and bolt-together kits that keep going long after the first afternoon.
Play kitchens, dolls houses, felt and yarn sets for the stage where everything becomes a story.
Why Shop With Us
Stock comes from official UK distributors, so the box you receive is the box the manufacturer intended: correct age marking, correct warnings, English instructions. Orders leave London on the next working day and you have 14 days to change your mind under the Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013.
Delivery & returns
UKCA marked stock
Age marking shown
14-day returns
Twelve of the things that leave the shelf fastest. Every listing shows age marking, material, size, what is in the box and whether there are small parts.

Seven nesting arches for stacking, tunnels and tiny bridges. Grimm’s style open-ended play.
Adult supervision recommended during play.

One hundred blocks in eight shapes, packed in a lidded wooden crate that doubles as storage.
Warning: not suitable for children under 3 years. Small parts — choking hazard. Use under adult supervision.

Magnetic engine, two carriages and a figure-of-eight track that fits most standard wooden rails.
Warning: not suitable for children under 3 years. Small parts — choking hazard.

Table-top hob with a turning dial, felt vegetables, a pan and two wooden utensils.
Warning: not suitable for children under 3 years. Small parts — choking hazard.

Pre-cut felt shapes, a blunt needle and enough yarn for six finished make-and-keep projects.
Warning: not suitable for children under 3 years. Small parts — choking hazard. To be used under adult supervision.

Twenty-four thick pieces with a printed guide underneath, sized for hands that are still learning.
Adult supervision recommended during play.

A soft, machine-washable bear with embroidered features and no loose eyes or ribbons.
Do not leave in a cot with a sleeping baby. Adult supervision recommended.

Bucket, spade, rake and four moulds in thick recycled plastic that survives a whole summer.
Outdoor and water play must be supervised by an adult at all times.

Two to four players, roughly twenty minutes a round, simple enough to explain once.
Warning: not suitable for children under 3 years. Small parts — choking hazard.

Thirty-two blocks and ramps that rebuild into a different tower every single time.
Warning: not suitable for children under 3 years. Contains marbles — choking hazard. Use under adult supervision.

Three floors, open on both sides so two children can play without arguing about the stairs.
Warning: not suitable for children under 3 years. Small parts — choking hazard. Adult assembly required.

Twelve chunky shapes, a hinged lid so nothing gets stuck, and edges rounded all the way.
Adult supervision recommended during play.
Manufacturer age marking is the rule we follow, not a guess. Pick the band and everything shown is marked for it.
Wooden toys, construction, role play, craft, puzzles and board games, outdoor, soft toys.
Pick by occasion, by budget or by the thing they already love. Then let us get it to the door.
Short notes left with orders. Published without names at the reviewer’s request.
The block crate turned into the only toy that gets used every single day. Good weight, no splinters, and the lid actually shuts.
Packaging was plain recycled card, no plastic, and the age warning was exactly as listed on the site.
The knitted bear washed and kept its shape. Gift wrapping was worth the extra couple of pounds.
I have a three year old and a baby, so knowing which sets have small pieces before ordering is the whole thing.
Rebuilt it about forty times since. Still straight, still rolling.
Returned a puzzle that was too young for her and it was refunded within the fortnight, no argument, no forms.
Questions about age marking, materials or a delivery date? Write to us and a person answers.